Being part of Manila Boyz is hard work. Aside from having to be awesome and be the best, you also have other obligations to society to spread your thoughts. This time around, we explore the rules of being Manila Boyz on how to show your true color to the world!
Always say what’s on your mind, never hold back. Be part of the fucking conversation.
People around talking an you’re quiet? But why?! Be part of the fucking conversation even if you have to change topic! What you say is always more important than what others have to say. Be the “bangka” in the table and don’t let anyone say more than one sentence ahead of you. The actual topic is not important. As long as it’s in your head, it should be in their ear.
I will not lie, this rule takes mastery of doucheyness to pull off. The most important thing is that your mouth keeps working and the conversation is always about what you are thinking. A tip for beginners, you can always refer to the other rules. For example, whip out your cellphone, show a picture of someone on Facebook, and judge the person!
Always judge others; never yourself! And whenever defining others, use monetary figures.
The girl in yellow and sarong: SCORE 5.5, PRICE P500; the girl in the green bikini: SCORE 7, PRICE P3,000; a friend with very big and wonderful “future”: SCORE 7, PRICE P5,000 for the pair; and finally, the sexy long-haired classmate lathered in lavender scented sunblock lotion (SPF 50) wearing brown two-piecestring bikiniplaying “unggoy-ungguyan” with you and your friends in a rattan cabana: SCORE 9.6, PRICE P150,000. This is the lost art of all the creative-minded guys out there. To define other people, especially hot chicks, requires the mastery of all human senses. A purely heterosexual guy must always possess telescopic eyes to see, sensual touch to feel, and an unbelievably erogenous tongue and mouth for pleasure and taste. You should always judge other people, life is a contest; you are either a winner or a loser. Girls with high scores would and should always merit a high market value. The things to bear in mind whenever putting a price on other people are the following: the face value; hot-body figure; intellectual prowess; “display” factor, and; the sexual stimulation upon sight.
Now for your first test, click on this link.